But if it was, it would be organized according the following kinky principles:

• All members are revered as gods
• gods are mortal
• The celebration of mortality frees us from the tyranny of the immortal afterlife doctrines
• Our freedom is powerful
• We share our power with our fellow gods by worshiping them
• Our worship brings us clarity and awards us presence
• We continue presence by practicing hedonism with those we worship and those who worship us
• Hedonism is the antidote to the fear of death that patriarchal doctrines exploit in order to compel obedience